Our exhausted-but-happy Mr. DickStock!
mouse over photo to see
Ah-Wong with his "Cans of Plenty". Click for more photos.)
Is Mr. DickStock just:
"guarding the pile
for the Can Lady because I
promised. I guess I passed out."
"advertising the negative effects of alcohol on your sex
"posing for an anti-beer ad, showing the debilitating
results of beer over-consumption."
of the girls will recognise him coz he's hiding behind
that black T-shirt."
statement to Fortune Chan about how much a real gweilo can
drink; perhaps it is also a challenge!"
What do YOU think? Click photo &
let us know!
Peace + Love @ Lamma = DickStock 2002
"My Lamma weekly e-zine"
(Sat, Nov 2, 2002)
HTML version (colourful, nicely formatted,
Table of Contents:
Smashing Success of DickStock!
- Lamma Police Reading This
- "I'm considerably rebellious
- LAP Sale a Big Success!
- "Can VV Drivers & Bikers Slow
- The Dark Side of Halloween
- "Husband Swapping Parties!"
- "A Sterile Gigantic Slab of
The musical event of the year on Lamma went off without any
accident, but lots
We have lots of photos, even videos online from this HUGELY
successful event, incl. a de-briefing from Mr. DickStock
This week we're also hearing from several of our moderators,
promoting their forums! For starters:
"Lamma Oldsters Web help:
If you have a problem making web pages you
may find some good links to help you out in this thread. If you
know any good web building resources you would like to share
please reply with a description and link.
If you have any questions or need specific
help please reply and ask. If I can't answer it I'm sure Gung or
another forum member can:"
E-MAILS TO THE
You're an EXCELLENT writer you know!!!!! I want you to know I
APPRECIATE ALL that you do for this site."
webdog: "The latest e-zine is
great, but there are two unvalid links."
ipkeemay's weblog in last week's e-zine:
"I was wondering why 10 people had viewed my posting in the past
25 hours. Thank you."
To subscribe/unsubscribe/send e-mails to the editor:
All e-zines (HTML version) can now be viewed from
the top of every page on My Lamma, plus a new "Quick Menu"
for popular sections.
Cheers from ready-for-Halloween Lamma-Gung (see
new Avatar on right)
Smashing Success of DickStock 2002!
person summed it up best, speaking for everybody:
Marcus: "Lamma is an excellent
DickStock proved it. Many
thanks to all involved."
We have tons of photos, comments, even videos
in our extensive "DickStock De-Briefing":
DickStock & his Official
"Dotcom company signs on marketing genius."
Click photo for full story!
Review by Mr. DickStock
"DickStock 02 was a smashing
success, as anyone who was there (or who lives within 2 km)
number of attendees is in dispute; Police estimate 5000,
organizers claim a more manageable 250 or so. It might be
easier to verify that 27 adults and 4 children resident on
Lamma did NOT attend. All Lamma dogs were present (or
seemed to be; many were lurking outside).
is difficult to say if there were any noise complaints. No
court summons yet! I do know that I had several very civil
conversations with the local authorities, and that we were
able to wrap up the live music at a reasonable hour.
People were generally
well-behaved on the way home, but gravity pockets are
unfortunately scattered up and down the hill on BOTH sides of
the trail. Lots of casualties, none serious apparently.
Ah Wong was prepared for
DickStock with 160 crates of C-berg and some cokes and
other stuff. He sold all but about 12 racks. I made a business
decision to use T-shirt proceeds to buy the remainder of the
beers to stockpile for any future emergency.
was flippin Gengburgers from the famous Arroy Thai on Dan
Kwai Fong, Lamma. She and her crew were greasin' em down
and whippin' em out. Two Gengburgers saved my life and kept me
going for the duration. Thanks Geng!
Of 160 T-shirts, all
were spoken for; many were sold, many were given to the people
who made it possible, the bands, movers, volunteers and
neighbors. Next time we're gonna make sure all the Lamma cops
get one too. In Advance!
I've been taking a lot
of kudos all week, but the party was possible only because
EVERYONE threw in their energy. Thanks to Laid, Thinking
Out Loud, my beloved Yung Shue Wankers, and the old Bastards
for playing a great gig for FREE. Thanks for the crowd for
egging them on to new heights of depravity, and thanks for the
other officials and unofficials on all levels.
from the Official DickStock Court Photographer "The
Stick Insect Hunter" were not ready by the publishing
deadline and will be posted as soon as he's sifted through all
260 of them. Chase him at his great e-mail
There is just one last question for Mr. DickStock on all our
"When's the next DickStock?"
Hopefully before end of this year?
Lamma Police Reading This E-zine?
"Sgt Pang and another cop named Hayward showed up at about
5pm, armed with an 8-foot roll of print out from their
police "crime computer" of your e-zine.
Hayward was specifically
concerned about the date, "October 25". I pointed out that was
the publication date, the event itself was the 26th."
After some more on- & offline investigations, Lamma-Gung found
out that the Lamma police had simply ripped off his e-zine
printout (sticky-taped into a long roll) from the
"poster wall" on the way to the ferry. That was the "8-foot
roll" that Mr. DickStock referred to above. So the Lamma
Police is NOT reading My Lamma online, no worry, you can
continue to be as outrageous as you like!
more news from "friendly, local law enforcement authorities":
Our "honourable" LammaNetPolice
impersonator is back online, after his "computer problems
have prevented an optimum level of watchfulness recently."
His new "Location" is listed as "Never around when you need
one unless you're committing a crime."
Welcome him back in style!
Lamma-Gung: "I'm overjoyed to hear your normal patrols
will soon be resumed and you're watching out for law & order
in our sometimes unruly forums. Especially during this
Halloween week, many of our members seem intent on engaging in
the "illicit, illegal, criminal, prohibited, prescribed,
wrong, felonious, pirate, corrupt, fraudulent, reprobate,
perverted, evil, dishonest, violent, threatening and/or
antisocial behaviors" you mentioned, and even enjoy them!
These are verrrrry naughty people, I agree!":
"I'm considerably rebellious here."
"power-hungry junkie" (her own words) has made it
into the news once again (see photo on right). She's
forced me to tell everybody about it; she can be VERY
persuasive, especially her GRRRRRRRRRRs... She's just left for
two weeks of roasting on a Mauritius beach, probably returning
looking like Char Siu...
bbChris: "Then as soon
as I was on a stage and noticed the power of being on stage. I
was hooked! It's a very powerful feeling. Oh dear do I sound
like some power-hungry junkie? hahahahahahahaha"
"I'm considerably rebellious here."
Interviewer: "I imagine you
bbchris: "The way I look,
the lifestyle I choose.
Then Chinese people will say
it's cause I'm half-English. of course when I'm being a good
business woman or daughter, then they say it's cause I'm half
Chinese. hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha Best of both worlds!
We like to cater to bbChris's exhibitionist, eh,
self-promotional streak. So here's the very interesting &
insightful interview, where she tells us a LOT more than is
good for her:
Now, let's hear from the moderator of our Music forum
(concert poster of her band below):
"SEX, DRUGS & ROCK'N'ROLL! Oh whoops, this is the Music
section - we've got rock'n'roll and sexy babes here but NO
Tell us if you're a
groupie or just related to a famous musician!
Post your bands' link. Post anything
music-related - did you know that a toilet flushes in the key
of Eb? Do you write songs in the nude? Do you have a fetish
for singing songs about Plastic Jesus? Come in and see if you
can shock me with your musical confessions.
I will be in Sunny Mauritius for TWO weeks. I'm sure the site
will be fine without me."
Doesn't this sound like an invitation, even a challenge?
You could take advantage of her temporarily orphaned forum,
where you can currently post ANYTHING you like! Hehehehe!
LAP Sale a
Big Success! Encore!
"The LAP Fund-raising & Information Stall of Oct 27 was a BIG
Not only did we receive a
huge amount of donation of books, clothes, CDs, VCDs,
appliances... etc from our animal-loving Lamma-ites, many
dropped by to buy and donate. The event also gave us a chance
to tell many more people about our work.
The day was such fun that we feel it was just not enough.
That's why we plan a re-run this coming Sunday, Nov 3, same
time, same place. Please come & see the new items
available this week. You'll find something that you've wanted
Your donations will mean a lot to the poor animals on the
island. ALL proceeds from the fund-raising will be used on
helping the animals. LAP has no overheads at all. Call us at
2982-4018 if you want to help us at the stall.
Webdog gave away that I was in one of the photos
(see above). If you would like to meet this human slave to
Mr 3 in person, please come by the stall this Sunday! See you
"Can VV Drivers & Bikers Slow Down?"
bikers & Village Vehicles sharing our narrow roads sounds like
a recipe for lots of animosity and even accidents. A very
lively, even heated discussion is in progress.
Marcus: "Once a year notify the
pier that all bikes unclaimed on a certain night will be
destroyed. We have so many wrecks chained to the railings on
the pier that are both unsightly and a complete waste of space
for parking used bicycles."
Lamma-Gung himself witnessed a Village Vehicle hitting a
little boy this week!
The Dark Side of HalloweenIn
new "Cool/stupid thing"topic, there's an informal contest
going on for creating the best South Park-style Avatars
with a simple point & click program. Some really strange
designs have emerged...
Slashers & other weirdos seem to be most popular around
definitely weirdest topic of the week!
Meandering from pictures of bbChris's two husbands (see
photo on left), the missionary position, high moral
values, "Beware of the webdog!" (in Latin!), Lamma-Gung
finally going over to the Dark Side, chainsaw massacres, a
stoned cat, the Kiss of Death and the frightening Taro-san!
Finally mr 3 is being abducted and webdog is turning
into one very naughty but cute puppy doggie!
"A Sterile Gigantic Slab of Concrete"
"The Lamma reclamation & environmental forum
is a place for news and comments about
Lamma's natural environment, and the threats to it from
misguided government projects and careless local construction
The big issue is the
reclamation of Yung Shue Wan's shoreline, turning a
picturesque if grotty beach into a sterile gigantic slab of
concrete. But many smaller projects can easily proceed in
obscurity, like the proposed concreting of a Tai Peng
I hope readers can contribute news, rumours and "sightings" of
threats to our green island!
On a more positive note,
birdwatchers and other nature buffs can share their knowledge
(and photos), the better
to know what we're fighting for."
Lamma Photo Contest!
New Photos for our "Lamma Bars & Restaurants"
Webdog's wedding reception (see photo on right)
Phenomenon of the Lamma Time Warp
Miserable Episcopalian Carcass!
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