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bbchris
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 Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2002 8:47 am Post subject: Husband Swapping Parties! |
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OK - here's the two that's left. Who wants them?
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webdog
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Joined: 22 Jul 2002
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Location: Under Mr. 3
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| Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 6:43 am Post subject: |
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| My Dickstock goddess, I always thought you are a little different, but you are WAY WAY WAY different from most of us here. How did you get to know them? Gosh, they are LOVELY! I heard that rockstar don't really believe in monogamy, but how did you married to both of them and now want to swap them like watched-pirate-Mongkok-bought-VCD? Does it hurt when kissing the first guy? Wouldn't the second guy poke his ass when doing the missionary position... let me think.. perhaps not. I can see the practical sense of the second guy, at least you can share your tight with him, eh? |
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pit
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Joined: 22 Oct 2002
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| Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 7:59 am Post subject: |
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| webdog wrote: | | My Dickstock goddess, I always thought you are a little different, but you are WAY WAY WAY different from most of us here. How did you get to know them? Gosh, they are LOVELY! I heard that rockstar don't really believe in monogamy, but how did you married to both of them and now want to swap them like watched-pirate-Mongkok-bought-VCD? Does it hurt when kissing the first guy? Wouldn't the second guy poke his ass when doing the missionary position... let me think.. perhaps not. I can see the practical sense of the second guy, at least you can share your tight with him, eh? |
Some thought-provoking and family-oriented if somewhat graphic ideas there. 
All I can add is: Cave canum. 
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Lamma-Gung
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Joined: 01 Aug 2002
Posts: 5631
Location: Yung Shue Wan
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| Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 6:02 pm Post subject: SHOCKED! |
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| webdog wrote: | | Wouldn't the second guy poke his ass when doing the missionary position... let me think.. perhaps not. I can see the practical sense of the second guy, at least you can share your tight with him, eh? |
Webdog, I'm SHOCKED!!! 
and embarrassed! 
and surprised! 
I thought we were running a squeaky-clean, familiy-orientated, high-moral-values-type of website? 
I was obviously wrong... 
I'll go take a cold shower now to stop my deep-pink, morally outraged blushing...
...and then I'll see if there are any openings on a computer monk website...
They'd have way more dirty pictures & stories than this site anyway, I hope!  |
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Lamma-Gung
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Joined: 01 Aug 2002
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Location: Yung Shue Wan
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| Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 6:20 pm Post subject: Cave canum |
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pit,
Are you trying to impress us with your most impressive mastery of the ancient Latin tongue?
I learnt most of my own Latin from the fabulous (French) Astérix comic books ("graphic novels" as they're called nowadays).
I seem to remember that "Cave canum" means "Beware of the dog"?
But shouldn't that be "Cave canum webum" ("Beware of the webdog")?
Or "Ewarebay ethay ebdogway!" in Pig Latin?
Yes, you're right we should beware of the (web)dog and his morally corrupting influence on the innocent, unspoiled Lamma youth!
By the way, the irrational, unreasonable fear of dogs is known as "cynophobia".
This was Lamma-Gung's Useless Factoid of the Day.
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webdog
Site Admin
Joined: 22 Jul 2002
Posts: 734
Location: Under Mr. 3
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| Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Am I the germ that spoils the soup? Not quite I hope. How about those provocative photos of bbchris posted by you, Lamma-gung? And bbchris' masterbation for World peace campaign? This site is everything but clean and moral upholding. Just admit it! We have freaks like LNP, FC and the beast icon such as me, e, k@. This is a jungle, if not a zoo! |
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Lamma-Gung
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Location: Yung Shue Wan
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| Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 7:37 pm Post subject: Lamma-Gung going over to the Dark Side! |
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| webdog wrote: | | This site is everything but clean and moral upholding. Just admit it! We have freaks like LNP, FC and the beast icon such as me, e, k@. This is a jungle, if not a zoo! |
Well, OK, I admit it...
But we need to blame SOMEBODY for our own moral decay, don't we?
Why not you? We never blame ourselves!
If this is a jungle here on My Lamma, then I better get ready!
No more Mr. Nice Guy or Mr. Nice Lamma-Gung!
No more softly glowing, romantic island sunset Avatar for me!
I'm going over to the Dark Side!
and it's all YOUR FAULT, webdog!
Here is my new personality, my alter ego, well-equipped for the jungle with his chainsaw, claws and RRRRREALLY bad attitude, ready for any massacre coming up!
Well dressed for Halloween as well, don't you think?
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webdog
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Location: Under Mr. 3
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| Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Let us be lead by the FORCE, don't resist but follow. Give yourself to the Dark Side! |
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Lamma-Gung
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Joined: 01 Aug 2002
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Location: Yung Shue Wan
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| Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 8:03 pm Post subject: Run for your life! |
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We've always suspected that webdog is actually Darth Vader's dog...
Doesn't his metal mask look so similar to Darth Vader's,
and his ear glowing with the power of The Force?
As the Site Admin he's leading My Lamma (all of us!) down the path of the Dark Side of The Force.
He's already corrupted formerly sweet & innocent me, bbChris & k@...
YOU'LL BE NEXT!
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! |
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webdog
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Location: Under Mr. 3
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| Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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| If you will not be turned...you will be destroyed. Listen to me. |
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webdog
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| Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2002 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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Give in, or you will be stoned like Mr. 3
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bbchris
Classy Rock Goddess & Miss Lamma.com.hk!
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Location: Hong Kong
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Lamma-Gung
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Location: Yung Shue Wan
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| Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 2:50 am Post subject: The Kiss of Death! |
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Help, run for your life!
It's the EVIL bbChris who has been turned over to the Dark Side by webdog long ago!
Look at her red glowing hair and lips, glowing with the evil power of the Dark Side!
The Kiss of Death! |
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e
Pets Forum Co-Moderator
Joined: 20 Aug 2002
Posts: 1111
Location: wang long
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| Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 9:41 am Post subject: |
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| webdog wrote: | Give in, or you will be stoned like Mr. 3
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WHO DO THINK U R, WEBDOG. THE DARK SIDE DO NOT TURN THE NON-FOLLOWERS INTO STONE. THEY JUST FREEZE THEM LIKE THEY DID TO HANS SOLO. I THOUGHT U WERE A TRUE FOLLOWER.......
GIVE ME BACK MR 3 OR TARO-SAN WILL COME AFTER U AND U WILL BE VERRRRRRY SORRRRRRRY!!!!!!!
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webdog
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| Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh! What happened to Mr. 3, poor little cat. I have no idea who stoned him. Did he also attend the Dickstock without your knowledge? It's definitely not ME. Look at my new avatar, so innocent and helpless. I'm simply not equipped to be evil! |
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Lamma-Gung
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Location: Yung Shue Wan
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| Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 9:49 pm Post subject: Naughty little puppy! |
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| webdog wrote: | | Look at my new avatar, so innocent and helpless. I'm simply not equipped to be evil! |
 I've found mr 3! He was with the old Avatar of webdog! mr 3 seems to be friendly with the former webdog, before he became a naughty little puppy who's changing other people's Avatars, like yours!
I think he needs some education from you, e!
He's probably not house-trained as well!
What to do with this very naughty puppy webdog??? |
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e
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| Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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i'm so glad you've found mr 3 for me!
is webdog getting schizophrenic?
i'm sure if mr 3 is keeping webdog company, webdog shall soon return to his kind and wise senses.
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La Miglione
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Joined: 12 Aug 2002
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Location: next to the colosseum, prenzlauer berg, berlin
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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| to counter any rumours that might recently have sprung up, i hereby wish to declare that my consort is an extremely cute male specimen, and that is not just my personal opinion, i have been envied for him by countless women, including my own aunt, who offered to swap me a radio for him |
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webdog
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 6:19 pm Post subject: |
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| La Miglione wrote: | | i have been envied for him by countless women, including my own aunt, who offered to swap me a radio for him |
Sounds like a better deal than a pack of crisps, provided the radio is still functioning. You must have struggled a bit to make the choice, haven't you?
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La Miglione
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| Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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| yeah, it was tempting, but in the end i decided to keep him on, since my computer can also make music, even the sound is not yet perfected |
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