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LammaNetPolice
Joined: 05 Oct 2002
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Location: Never around when you need one unless you're commiting a crime.
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 Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 5:11 am Post subject: Your attention please |
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Computer problems have prevented an optimum level of watchfulness recently. Other important official matters have also occupied the attention of your friendly, local law enforcement authorities.
However the weak, the innocent and the victimised will be overjoyed to hear normal patrols will soon be resumed. Persons intent on illicit, illegal, criminal, prohibited, prescribed, wrong, felonious, pirate, corrupt, fraudulent, reprobate, perverted, evil, dishonest, violent, threatening and/or antisocial behavior be hereby warned. There are laws. Crime does not pay.
More detailed attention will be turned agein to this site shortly.
Thank you, God bless, and a big fuzzy bunny hug to you-know-who (darling).
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Lamma-Gung
Site Admin, Webmaster, Lamma-zine Editor
Joined: 01 Aug 2002
Posts: 5631
Location: Yung Shue Wan
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| Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 7:38 pm Post subject: Re: Your attention please |
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| LammaNetPolice wrote: | | Computer problems have prevented an optimum level of watchfulness recently. More detailed attention will be turned agein to this site shortly. |
Welcome back, Mr Policeman!
Where you one of the three policemen visiting DickStock this weekend with a printout of my e-zine which they ripped off the announcement walls on the way to the ferry pier?
Next time you have any "computer problems", just send me a Private Message! You're not the first of our members whose computer problems I've solved (for a small fee).
I'm overjoyed to hear your normal patrols will soon be resumed and you're watching out for law & order in our sometimes unruly forums.
Especially during this Halloween week, a few black sheep amongst our members seem intent on engaging in "illicit, illegal, criminal, prohibited, prescribed, wrong, felonious, pirate, corrupt, fraudulent, reprobate, perverted, evil, dishonest, violent, threatening and/or antisocial behaviors" and even enjoy them!
These are verrrrry naughty people, I agree! 
P.S. What are the penalties for changing someone's Avatar picture w/o their permission?
We might have a case or two coming up... |
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webdog
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Joined: 22 Jul 2002
Posts: 734
Location: Under Mr. 3
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| Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 9:06 pm Post subject: Re: Your attention please |
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| Lamma-Gung wrote: | ...P.S. What are the penalties for changing someone's Avatar picture w/o their permission?
We might have a case or two coming up... |
I also wonder what kind of vandals would do such awful things. Changing someone's Avatar picture w/o permission, goosh, just the thought already get my hair up!
Anybody like my new innocent look? |
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webdog
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Joined: 22 Jul 2002
Posts: 734
Location: Under Mr. 3
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| Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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Dear Honourable Lamma Net Police, I have come across the following messages on the board, what do you think from a law-enforcement point of view?
| Quote: | | Being in true Halloween spirit today, one swipe of my bloody chainsaw will do the trick! Hehehehe! |
| Quote: | Look at my Avatar's chainsaw and the blood splattered all over my shirt:
I'm experienced and can do the spaying & neutering with one quick swoop. Let's do it to celebrate Halloween! Hehehehehe! |
| Quote: | So what, if it hurts your leg! HEHEHEHEHE!
You'd be lucky if the chainsaw only hurt your LEG, not chopping off your head by mistake!
You never saw the Texas Chainsaw Massacre??? |
A lot of people feel personally being threathened by this Dark Side. It's becoming very overwhelming, and the little me cannot do much about it but feeling scared all the time. ooops, I have to run for my shrink. Write you later. |
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LammaNetPolice
Joined: 05 Oct 2002
Posts: 47
Location: Never around when you need one unless you're commiting a crime.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2002 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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| webdog wrote: | Dear Honourable Lamma Net Police, I have come across the following messages on the board, what do you think from a law-enforcement point of view?
| Quote: | | Being in true Halloween spirit today, one swipe of my bloody chainsaw will do the trick! Hehehehe! |
| Quote: | Look at my Avatar's chainsaw and the blood splattered all over my shirt:
I'm experienced and can do the spaying & neutering with one quick swoop. Let's do it to celebrate Halloween! Hehehehehe! |
| Quote: | So what, if it hurts your leg! HEHEHEHEHE!
You'd be lucky if the chainsaw only hurt your LEG, not chopping off your head by mistake!
You never saw the Texas Chainsaw Massacre??? |
A lot of people feel personally being threathened by this Dark Side. It's becoming very overwhelming, and the little me cannot do much about it but feeling scared all the time. ooops, I have to run for my shrink. Write you later. |
Your complaint has been registered. On the face of it this appears to be a very serious transgression of several laws. This matter is currently under investigation. It may be necessary to take up the matter directly with the parties involved in the relevant thread.
Regarding the computer problem: the Official PC was subjected to vandalism. An investigation revealed it was attacked by outlaw hackers who intruded via the illegal hacker operating system Linux.
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Joined: 22 Oct 2002
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| Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2002 7:01 am Post subject: |
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| LammaNetPolice wrote: | | ... attacked by outlaw hackers who intruded via the illegal hacker operating system Linux. |
Linux??? Illegal???
<insert evil laughter>
 ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
HAHAHA!!!
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I am not a number! I am a man! And don't you...
oh wait, I'm #93427. Ha ha! In your face #93428! |
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webdog
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Location: Under Mr. 3
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| Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2002 1:59 am Post subject: |
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Dear Lamma Net Police,
I can still see the prime suspect walking around freely on Lamma. Quite understandably the police are over-worked, but do you need to see arms and legs flying around before you make any arrest? Do something, because cats and dogs life are in your hands!
Have you heard that lately 6 dogs were being murdered and the police classified the case as vendalism? Hey, we are no objects, (though we are sexy)! |
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Timmaaay!
Joined: 13 Nov 2002
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Location: TIMMAAAY!
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TIMMAAAY!
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