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PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2002 6:32 am 
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To get This web site firmly listed with the FBI CIA and MI6 as a hotbed of radicalism and terrorist threat type stuff I have included several keywords in this post that are sure to be flagged by the snooping authorities. Eg. Bomb, Bush, Blair, kill, shoot, BP, Shell, Clive Keep, Taliban, Al Qaeda, John Pilger.

Meanwhile while camping I decided to build a loo so I didn't have to perch on a log over an increasingly unpleasant smelling pit. Shortly afterward I thought I saw GW and Tony hiding down the hole so blasted a few rounds down the chute to be on the safeside.

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Thanks for k@ effort, I have been trying to get our website into Google.com, but he is working to get up onto CNN.com. Not bad! :?


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Hi Webdog. Well I thought it was worth a try. By the way I heard China and Google were having a big fight. Not heard the details yet though.

Furthertoo the snooping.

One of the best ways to annoy government agency snoopers is to always include about 50 keywords related to blowing things up some politicians names and words like kill, shoot, IRA etc in every e-mail you send. Say in your signature.

Just above the list of keywords you should put in bigger letters.

"Government Agency Snoopers are Poo-Poo Heads and a Waste of Taxpayers Money"

If every e-mail anyone sent had something like this included they would soon get overloaded with millions of e-mails and get jolly upset.


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I have a German friend who studied in Beijing. Once he called up a friend of his in Germany, speaking Germany obviously. The line was pretty cracky, but he thought it was just a bad line. Suddenly in the middle of the conversation, somebody spoke in a Chinese accented German, "Can you guys speak slowly, I have difficulty catching up!"


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Ha Ha.

My friends phone was bugged once too. He was very polite and always said hello to the buggers when using it.

"Good morning Buggers" :mrgreen:


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webdog {L_WROTE}:
I have a German friend who studied in Beijing. Once he called up a friend of his in Germany, speaking Germany obviously. The line was pretty cracky, but he thought it was just a bad line. Suddenly in the middle of the conversation, somebody spoke in a Chinese accented German, "Can you guys speak slowly, I have difficulty catching up!"


When was this?

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April 1st. 1997


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bbchris {L_WROTE}:
webdog {L_WROTE}:
I have a German friend who studied in Beijing. Once he called up a friend of his in Germany, speaking Germany obviously. The line was pretty cracky, but he thought it was just a bad line. Suddenly in the middle of the conversation, somebody spoke in a Chinese accented German, "Can you guys speak slowly, I have difficulty catching up!"


When was this?


Around 1996 in my friend's case. They also receive letters that has been carefully opened and glued back. But no matter how careful, it's noticeable.


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Do they still do this TODAY?!?!?!

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Only to those considered undisirable elements like democrats, foriegners, rock stars etc.

You know that little clicking noise you hear when you pick up your phone? LOL


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Er - um - clicking noises? um - er

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 Post subject: Snooping "Echelon"
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Just do a search for "Echelon"in any web search engine - all email, phones (mobiles too), faxes are monitored worldwide.


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Monitored by WHOM?!?!? And what on Earth for? How can they keep up with the spam emails? The dirty phonecalls? The superfluous faxes we get daily??!?!?!

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BBChris actually makes sense. I don't think the governments are really screening every single emails and letters. They are most probably just pin pointing some people or organisations.


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What do you mean I 'actually' make sense?!?!??! :bite:

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My goddess. You always make sense, ALWAYS. :D :D :D :D (could you see the sweat on my forehead?)


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However if you happen to be a traitor, terrorist, drug dealer, murderer, rapist, kidnapper, thief, pirate, pervert, scofflaw or similar, then yes, you do have a right to be afraid of global investigation initiatives.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2002 1:39 pm 
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LammaNetPolice {L_WROTE}:
However if you happen to be a traitor, terrorist, drug dealer, murderer, rapist, kidnapper, thief, pirate, pervert, scofflaw or similar, then yes, you do have a right to be afraid of global investigation initiatives.

Yes, we'd definitely like to know if any of our members fall into those legally interesting categories out there!

I publicly admit that I always secretly wished to be a "scofflaw", but as a meek, mild-mannered cybergeek I haven't succeeded yet in becoming one. Any tips from successful scofflaws to help me fulfil my secret ambition? :shock:

Would these members, especially the "pirates, perverts or scofflaws", please come forward and tell us their best tall stories of their illegal pursuits, especially victories in avoiding the long arm of the law? :lol:


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I once punched a policeman and hit him with a big tree branch. Does this count as a "Scofflaw" thingy?

He was only 12 at the time and had not joined the police yet.

6 years later I shot Paul Fender up the a backside from very close range (6 inches) with 6 pump .22 Webley air pistol and now he's a detective in the CID.

What have psychatrists got to say about these people's motives for joining the police force?


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 Post subject: Welcome, scofflaw!
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k@,

I just KNEW that you'd show up when I was calling on all "scofflaws"! :lol:

I whistled "ssssssscofflaw!!!!" and here the k@ comes running!
All that obedience training finally paid off!
Who said that cats cannot be trained! :lol:


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