We might need a finger nail fixer when we invade Discovery Bay on Lantau.

I was thinking about a dawn raid using our dragon boat girls in the front line. They would emerge from the mist, scale the harbour battlements and stun the Lantauers with their clubs. (The cricket team would supply the bats - please organise this John). Then the bookworm vegitarians would storm McDonalds and BBQ the staff on the spot. Meanwhile, Mr Stock would be playing 'Napalm Death' at full volume from the pirate ship that would by this time be moored just off the ferry pier. The Lammaite infantry will follow in the second wave and slaughter and pillage offending members of the Lantau population, before raising the 'peace and love' flag in the main square. All Lantauers apartments will be searched, and anyone found with a Chris De Burgh recording will be tortured by the finger nail fixer.

All riders should bring their own helmets should they choose to wear one. (Lunch will be served at McDonalds)

The sign that we are ready to invade will come the night before. There will be purple fireballs rising to the sky from Mt Stenhouse.

That's about it. Thank you for your cooperation, and remember that idle talk costs lives.

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We need to have a king and a flag, to fight and to die for.


Arms of the County of Lamma Island

Lamma Island
An island, located off the coast of Hong Kong. Claimed by Corvinia. Lamma Island is also claimed by the People's Republic of China. The largest settlement on Lamma Island is the town of Yung Shue Wan (q.v.). Currently, Lamma Island is a county, under the dominion of Karin, Countess of Lamma Island.


Click for the history of Corvinia. http://www.corvinia.org/minprop/corvfaq.html

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Responsible for those little shin digs now on PSB. With that really annoying repetitive beat music and the ability to party for 4 days non-stop.
Who is the non-major of Lamma if not Parkse and his merry bunch of pranksters...
Long live Lamma, the LLF needs you...
If you are brawny, but not brainy, the LLF needs you to carry heavy equipment, build tents and generally be a slave to the rythym...
RECRUITING now for the 2003 season please contact lammalifeforce@hotmail.com

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Hello berrybus, honourable winner of the Website of the Week award in the e-zine this week!

I believe I'm brainy but not brawny; can I help as well?
And what the heck are you recruiting for?

And who's the Lamma Life Force?
The only time we ever heard from him here on My Lamma when he was looking for that Sex-on-the-Beach full-moon rave party...

"Parksy and the Merry Pranksters"?
Sounds like a rock band... Who are they and how to get a hold of them to tell us about their (in)famous exploits? We're ALWAYS looking for (in)famous exploits!

I smell a good story here for a future e-zine...

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I think invading Disco Bay is a bad idea. I went there twice. It smells funny and is full of fat women and noisy kids.

PS Finger Nail Fixer is busy farming at the moment.

http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/

Like this you mean?

yaffle: Cool

invade afterall then

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Well Ok then, as long as it is not Rape and Pillage. I don't think rape is a good thing at all. However it would be OK to melt down the fat ladies that live there and make Lard then sell it to the chip shop.