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Yet another reality office in Beijing, (a common thing since 2009.... yawnnnn).

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Would you 1) live in a land that has toxic live stock, who consumed so much heavy metals.. well that's ONE way to get your daily dose of Iron.

2)Live in a land concentrated with 500 PPMS of toxic goo, or a nice quite neighborhood in Canmerica, Canberia, England, Hong Kong, Singapore, etc etc etc, where Red Guards can't really blow your brains out, or they drive around in DEATH VANS...... mmm mmmm hot deathpizza, with a side order of Death, 30 minutes or less.

3) A land where, I live in a house that won't fall over my head....

Like. A land where loose dangerous wires droop down everywhere!

4)a Land where the movies, TV don't reflect some unending war against Japan, Taiwan, Tai-pan....

5)A land where you have to pass a TEST to get a drivers licence, and you go to JAIL for driving drunk like a nut, regardless if you're Li Guang's baby boy.

6)a Land where being Li Guang's son means jack shit. If you break the law, you break the law.

7)A Land where grunty grunts don't kick your teeth in for advocating for services for the deaf.

8) a Land where grunty grunts don't run you over with construction vechicles, and or warehouse machinery.

9) A land where cops don't rape little girls making them jump out a hotel window.

10) A land where teachers don't go bezerk with knives on your kids.

11) A land where you're legally guaranteed the right to say stuff, in Hong Kong sometimes it's a bit skechy, and it's not necessarily a "real" democracy where every vote counts, and nobody is installed, and it's a sovereign country (oh please God please let HK succeed). Like for me being an elections worker (people think it's a volunteer but no I was a paid worker), was very very exciting. I'd like to defiantly do it again.

12) A land with multiple river Styx (greek river of the undead, full of dead bodies, toxic cold water, etc (I have seen this place in my dreams).... And oh look DEAD babies floating down river from a hospital in bags labled "medical waste"........ and the water ways of China putrid black, so much you can smell "coffee" like bitterness as you walk past. And Enwald, I was in WENZHOU, and CANGZHOU.

13)Trash, human wastes stain the "bullet riddled" walled (those strange cracks and pock marks of train, and bus stations), grime on the floors. while hong kong's MTR lines are spotless. And what may these floors be stained with... human feces, (from babies), like walking around in pants with slits in them, and going in public. I've seen it happen, and trains of China... the over night ones. FEEET FEEET SMELLY FEET SMEEELLLY FEET, everywhere. With ALOT of these trains running amuck and killing people. Like that one time when some country "Ox" woman decided to clear a train line which an opposing train was charging down. Or a CHR bullet train runs amuck and crashes into another bullet train.And why does everything in China, all the rail stations, smell like rancid PEE? and why are their brown lumps on edges of the poo holes?

14)I'm sure the US surgeon general warns that smoking is bad, So they don't smoke in offices, but China they do. So what if I'm a young worker who doesn't want the goo lungs, and I don't want my Uterus to be cancerous goo..... yet my bosses and coworkers puff away....... Yeah like I'm really going to go back to China. A nice clean office, with LAWS to prevent the bosses from screwing over everyone too badly. (LAWS exist to mitigate these sorts of things)

15). What if my kid has Autism or some neurological issue, with the glorious republic of the people, there are like less that 100 doctors to help teachers. And then my teacher loses patience and inflicts grevious harm........Yea like I'm really entrusting the future of my kids to a bunch of grunts....


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http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subc ... 1122000012 :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

A kindergarden was cheap and crammed kids into a car with a moron driving, on the WRONG side of the road at top gear, in the FOG! honestly what the hell is in the water up here?

Where to begin, where to begin. how about proper respect for the Laws, and enforcement, not just a stamp and a shoo hand away. after a sizable contribution... What is it with China and a insane love for the beaucracy, so much it makes Revenue CANADA, look lax..

But when it comes to REALLY enforcing the "strict" laws, China's wishy washy swiss Cheese (cheese that has holes caused by carbon monoxide, to bloop up), or termite like intregrity. Aka, they only want to pretend being this big and tough internet watching, Red Guard, stomp on your face grunt... but when it actually comes to enforcing these rules. They're like Ninjas nobody knows where they are. (Sort of like when Fool Djihn (Moslim demons) Doh (homer's "Do), aka Hu Jin Tao (god I hae him and his stinky greasy hair, just as much as I hate "Bow-Tie's" badddddd smelly teeeth smile...... What is it with Chinese politicans that inspire me into homicidal rages where I fantasize that they're charcters on Grand Theft Auto and I'm running those suckers over?

Like Demononic Zombie old farts in the West dont' seem to inspire this rage in me. not even Bush..... There's just something Ugggghhhrrrh about Asian politicians, like Hayotamata or what ever that clan is, or Marcos, or the Khemir Rouge. It's irrational I know, because politicians are bleep heads, any ethnicities, and they smelly funny. Like adult diapers. with "mud".

But quite frankly I'm bleeping surprised to see how the REAL China operates, you know not the grand cities, and the Sky scrapers..... but the REAL China. the actual neighborhoods. Like by all accounts. I should have died of some plague, alongggg time ago, just by eating here, or frozen to death by breathing the Shanghai watery goo. Or at least mutated into a fish man by now, (fresh water fishman, which means I can't go back to Lamma the air is salt water :_( sucks to be me).

But insulting aside and bigotry aside. Sometimes things here in China are sooooo upsidedown, it's like being in the Wonka factory. Except scarier........ But some how things work, the creativity of the Chinese, and Gurillia improvisions seem to make things work. ATMS work (in an insane way, but they still work), and the Metro works.... Sort of like how my garden is, very amature.....

In the case of this post, the Children wern't so lucky when the school tried to "improvise". This happens alot in China....

more often than you think. 5.9 Million chinese dead in just 10 years, because of shinanagains like this......


:_( When will this madness end?


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 Post subject: Foxconn AGAIN :_(
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http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subc ... 9&cid=1103

Sadness :_(. Little boy tries to be healthy and is killed with Bug poison.... 1)how did BUG poison get into the food...

2) See 1.

3) Sadness very very sadness.
4)It may be unchristian for me to say this, but it had to be said. I want all members of this ridiculous party to go to H. 90 years of Murderous mayhem is quite enough.... Just GO GO AWAY you stupid Assclowns. GO AWAY.


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News media ordered to report happy news ONLY.... There IS NOTHING happy with the policies and hell like conditions wrought by political stupidity. like HOW IN THE NAME OF the Messiah, can you wrote " The HSBC, Bank of China, ICBC All simultaniously imploded and their shares are worth toliet paper!!!!! Happy Lantern festival" (note CCTV never covered nothing about the Egyptian protests because they were too busy talking about migrant workers working over time, at the train station, and prasing them like they were Sliced bread.



(Context: American saying of exaggerated praise, (an American house wife, decided to serve bread sliced. she made Billions!), Like honestly, if My foot could magically teleport into a TV I'd kick all those idiot CCTV reporters in the butt especially that numbnuts with the glasses. For posting cheap thrills GHHHHHGGHGHGHGHGKKKKKKKK ( Seizure gaking sound).


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 Post subject: A very very cold 2012.
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http://www.businessweek.com/news/2011-1 ... ening.html

This is going to suck so much for Hong Kong too though. That sucks.


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