Notwithstanding the need for a more comprehensive resolution of the issues of originality and authenticity alluded to earlier, surely the crucial criterion here is the ability of the kitchen staff to create an acceptable national cuisine rather than the linguistic competence of the employees.

Astonishing!
Alan, in your opinion, what are my legal options? This miscreant has obvously and maliciously plagiarised my review. Ill bet the bastard never even set foot in that restaurant.

I think Scroat might have plagiarised your teeth as well. I would definitely consult a lawyer.

Calling all lawyers on Lamma!
Who can help in this intricate & complex plagiarism case?

Are there ANY lawyers living here? I've heard rumours that there might be one or two, but they obviously keep a very low profile. They might have a hard time fitting in with the Bohemian attitudes of many residents?

If there are really lawyers living here, then what is Lamma coming to...
We might turn into DbAY 2 !!!

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10. Scoat's teeth