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 Post subject: 愛老婆公約
PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2003 5:32 pm 
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姊妹們...
請給妳們的另一半...
叫他們把它背得滾瓜爛熟...

兄弟們...
自己看著辦...
這絕對是金科玉律...


愛老婆公約

老婆洗澡時要量好水溫,抓癢擦背;不得有貪圖私慾之行為。
老婆血拼時要勇於付款,多所鼓勵;不得有不情不願之行為。
老婆上菜時要讚不絕口,多吃幾碗;不得有偏食挑菜之行為。
老婆睡覺時要炎夏扇風,寒冬暖被;不得有打呼搶被之行為。
老婆給錢時要含淚感激,省吃儉用;不得有奢侈浪費之行為。

老婆無聊時要搏命演出,彩衣娛親;不得有毫無所謂之行為。
老婆訓誡時要兩手貼緊,立正站好;不得有心不在焉之行為。
老婆犯錯時要引咎自責,自攬黑鍋;不得有連累老婆之行為。
老婆哀傷時要椎心泣血,悲痛欲絕;不得有面露微笑之行為。
老婆晚歸時要耐心等候,歡顏以對;不得有大發雷霆之行為。

老婆不在時要朝思暮想,守身如玉;不得有偷雞摸狗之行為。
老婆高興時要張燈結綵,大肆慶祝;不得有潑灑冷水之行為。
老婆失眠時要徹夜陪伴,幫忙數羊;不得有夢見周公之行為。
老婆敷臉時要提供方法,以身試法;不得有哈哈大笑之行為。
老婆唱歌時要如沐春風,讚嘆不已;不得有忍笑不禁之行為。

老婆生氣時要跪地求饒,懇求開恩;不得有不理不睬之行為。
老婆打我時要任其蹂躪,謝主隆恩;不得有還手瞪眼之行為。
老婆考試時要幫忙讀書,圈畫重點;不得有事不關己之行為。
老婆演講時要不時點頭,深表贊同;不得有順口反駁之行為。
老婆審問時要發誓賭咒,以表忠誠;不得有漫不經心之行為。

老婆開車時要溫言教導,釋其緊張;不得有增其繁擾之行為。
老婆親親時要熱情有勁,賣力求好,不得有口齒不分之行為。
老婆痛痛時要勤買葡萄,按時熱敷;不得有任其疼痛之行為。
老婆臨幸時要予取予求,持之以恆;不得有力不從心之行為。
老婆不要時要淚往肚流,自行解決;不得有金錢買賣之行為。

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想問吓邊度有變性手續做呀, 俾o的貼士啦.

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今時今日,姊妹們並不是一定系女人,使乜要變性咁辛苦呀?

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但係我冇咁既取向喎, 呢樣野逼唔o黎o個喎. 點解救?!!

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咁不於試下將遍文字裏面「老婆」兩個字改做「愛人」,咁唔系兩家都有份lor!不過我就唔準備改啦,仲準備打印一張靚靚o的,掛起佢。

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2003 5:18 pm 
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你講o的o野有少少SM FEEL喎, 咁即係一個MASTER, 一個SLAVE, 永遠冇話兩個SLAVE, 或者兩個MASTER. 邊有CHEMISTRY呀? 唔WORK喎. 你又係邊個ROLE呢?

"老婆不在時要朝思暮想,守身如玉;不得有偷雞摸狗之行為。 "呢一句係咪略有所指呢? 摸狗都唔得? 偷雞就話o者...

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幣!唔多明您想講乜添。咁究竟系要主人對奴隸,定系奴隸對奴隸先至夠「化學」呀?

唔得「偷雞」同「摸狗」,對您webdog o黎講就更加o岩啦!仲使問o既! :D

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以你咁冰雪聰明, 無理由唔明o既, 肯定係我o既問題. 我意思係通常要主人對奴隸至有feel, 兩個都係主人, 互'抽'呀? 或者兩個都係奴隸, 咁邊個'法'邊個呢?

P.S. 個'法'字音要狠而快

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o我!明白喇,不過唔同意。

如果系「使利夫」o既態度就無引喇,全部都要「法」先至會做。呢份公約就系要心甘情願、心甘命扺、心服口服先至好丫嗎!除非您講o既「使利夫」好似我對阿三先生咁啦,全心全意、全情投入,全無怨言!

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恭善你呀「使利夫」,

我都係你咁o既料, 不過我「媽士打」出埠,所以暫時放住假先,幾時一齊分享下被虐心得咁呢?

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您就好啦,有假放,我個阿三先生足不出戶,我就年終無休!如我要出差,仲要請個替工「使利夫」!您個「媽士打」出門有無交低一大籮o野要您做o家?

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