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Fortune Chan
 Post subject: Lamma Dancing Party
PostPosted: Tue Dec 31, 2002 10:57 am 
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Will there be the New Year Dancing Party on Lamma Island where the Gwai Mui will get drunk and start grabbing the trousers of the local men? I like these parties.
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Fortune, get what you want yet? I am also suffering tremendously by Gwai Mui grabbing my pants...

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bbchris
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You wear pants?
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La Miglione
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Dear Mr. Fortune,

how about you organize something at your place?
I would be happy to oblige with my presence then...
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webdog
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bbchris {L_WROTE}:
You wear pants?


I did, but given up somehow since I had to keep buying new pants.

Chan, sounds your party could be a big success since we already have bbchris and La Miglione joining. I will attend with at least a few pair of pants on!

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La Miglione
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actually, Mr. Fortune, could I trouble you to also invite some underage boys?
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Fortune Chan
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No you can't. Fuck off.
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La Miglione
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I am delighted it is that easy to shock you out of your wits
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k@
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A drunken homosexual told me he liked chinese men best because they had small penises like underage boys, but you don't get arrested. He said they only have four or five inch willies rather than the european norm of six to eight inches. (or nine and a half if you are called Maurice Micheal Smith)

This was confirmed by a girl I knew who was married to a Chinese guy but she may have just been pulling my ploker.

Does anyone know for sure?
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La Miglione
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and why would you want to know such a thing?
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k@
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I am thinking about opening a condom company and there is a lot of sizes to choose from. I know a lot of condoms were rejected by Japan because they thought USA were playing a joke on them by sending them normal USA sized ones.

The Japanese were very upset about it and I do not want anyone to feel insulted or inadequate when they buy my products.

I thought Fortune Chan would know the answer. He seems an outspoken sort who is not afraid to speak his mind.
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tw@,
So you are 'thinking of opening a condom factory'...? Is it that easy to just manufacture latex or do you need some experience and quality control? Idiot.
However if you want a sliding scale for your assembly line, here are a few guidelines: in inches-

12" plus - flacid. Me
9-12" plus - Me in the bath (haha)
6-8" - European, (me again in snow), but as you said, average.
6.5-7.9" - Chinese (by your own personal experience and accounts).
2.2-2.3" - that's you.

Cheers.

btw. - Zambians don't figure on this 'micro' chart.
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Insomniac
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Gorge Bush -

defecit of .5"

dickless, but he'll smoke 'em out.
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webdog
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Insomniac {L_WROTE}:
Gorge Bush -

defecit of .5"

dickless, but he'll smoke 'em out.


Bush and his ANGRY half inch!

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k@
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Oh dear. It looks like the only people that will buy my products is me and George Bush or it will use up too much latex. I guess I will have to think of something else.
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p.s. - tw@, you get my vote for the best avatar so far. Put that ARSE bubble in latex and you'll win paws down!
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Lamma-Gung
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Insomniac,
please don't encourage k@'s Avatar!

He has already won the first prize in my "Best Online Identity" competition a few months ago, with his former Cheshire Cat Avatar!
He won a free website and donated it to Nick. That's why I had to build a website for Nick for free. Fun, but a lot of work...

If you encourage him so much, the greedy k@ might want ANOTHER website for free!

P.S. So when are YOU choosing an Avatar for yourself?
Maybe a photo of the cute reason for being an Insomniac yourself?

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So.... an arse bubble in Latex. that might work. I could call them "Assorted Farts" On Monday I could feed my workers sprouts, on Tuesday Baked Beans, Wednesday that calliflower cheese that the old Waterfront used to sell, Thursday curry (no names mentioned) etc. Then I would have all different colors without using any dye.

The idea has merit. :wink:
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k@
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For the avatar stash

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Lamma-Gung
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Wow, these "insomniac" Avatars are really great!
Well selected, Mr. tw@!

I'll add them to our "Avatar gallery", as a new category.

Insomniac, or anybody else, can now choose one of these, or many others, as an Avatar for themselves in their own Profile...

<img src="http://www.lamma.com.hk/forum/images/avatars/gallery/Insomniacs/insom7.gif" align=left border=0 hspace=10 vspace=5>I would pick this Avatar for Insomniac. It seems to fit somehow. :lol:
Anybody else with a different choice?

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