I don't want no environmental crap in here - just pure and simple GOSSIP!

Oh NEWS is good too

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So what's the prize you mentioned?

How to win?

By posting the hottest gossip, wildest rumour or most imaginative made-up story?

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SO Lamma-gung - go for it.

By posting the hottest gossip, wildest rumour or most imaginative made-up story!!

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Can I make up wild rumours and stories about the Classy Rock Goddess ???

Anything goes!!!!!

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Much worshipped Goddess,

Never having met you, unfortunately, I don't know any truthful hot gossips or wild rumours about you (there must be a lot?). So I'll have to make it all up, no other choice. Let me put my thinking cap on...

Once upon a time, there was a wild and crazy, but very classy rock goddess. One day, she xxx beautifully and (bleep) so seductively, but then she suddenly {censored} horribly and tragically...

Hey, that seems to be the Forum's automatic smut filter kicking in, cutting out the best parts!
How can we be creative in inventing rumours if we're not allowed our fertile imaginations to go wild?

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Rumour control:

There are absolutely no xxxxxxx cencership on our xxxxxxx members who wants to discuss about xxxx , xxxxxx, or xxxxx etc. Please go ahead and tell your wildest xxxx dreams and xxx thoughts.

Anybody who finds otherwise, please post your message to the administrator and you will be xxxxed.

Sincerely,
Iron Webdog

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I heard a rumour that someone used to pick up drunken women in Lamma a bars and give them a good seeing to on that big white grave thing just up the hill from Granny Chan's store. If you leave the village heading towards the beach, just before the store you turn left up the path to Tai Peng, just after the turning to the Spanish Villas you look on the right and you can see some graves. One is quite big and apparantly used to be white. It has a big flat concrete area that is jolly handy for hanky panky in the early ours of the morning. An excellent place for bonking other peoples wives and stuff without yours finding out about it. Or so I'm told anyway.

Other good places for bonking drunken women are rumoured to be.

a/ behind the Island bar up the hill a bit if no one is about.
b/ the power station road on the right
c/ the power station road on the left
d/ behind where the Hans the vets was/is off mainstreet
e/ the stairwell of the building opposite Fung Loy's carpark just off main street on the other side.
f/ that little set of sea wall steps just behind the Deli Lamma

This is more like it! :lol

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It's always good to know the best routes for neighbourhood patrols. Your contribution to community welfare is duly noted and widely appreciated.

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Does this mean we will find you doing the 'neighbourhood patrol' ?

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Mr Police Man,

I hope that My Lamma's considerable & beneficial contribution to community welfare is also "duly noted and widely appreciated" by you and the powers-that-be in our village?

As an upstanding and law-abiding citizen, can I offer my help as a volunteer for this "neighbourhood patrols"?

I'll bring along my camera to gather evidence and assist in any further investigations in these matters of public interest and community welfare...

Your enthusiasm for community policing initiiatives reflects well on your record. To volunteer for neighborhood watch patrols, please provide your full contact details including race, nationality, political and religious affiliations. A complete list of your associates and noteworthy detaiils about their race, nationality, political and religious affiliations is also appreciated.

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Huh? Why? Even the Police don't have to fill in crap like this!?! So Lamma Net Police, when are you going to be patrolling my neighbourhood? That's all I want to know!

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