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Author:  Goat Maison [ Tue Dec 03, 2002 1:40 am ]
Post subject:  WAR
We might need a finger nail fixer when we invade Discovery Bay on Lantau.

I was thinking about a dawn raid using our dragon boat girls in the front line. They would emerge from the mist, scale the harbour battlements and stun the Lantauers with their clubs. (The cricket team would supply the bats - please organise this John). Then the bookworm vegitarians would storm McDonalds and BBQ the staff on the spot. Meanwhile, Mr Stock would be playing 'Napalm Death' at full volume from the pirate ship that would by this time be moored just off the ferry pier. The Lammaite infantry will follow in the second wave and slaughter and pillage offending members of the Lantau population, before raising the 'peace and love' flag in the main square. All Lantauers apartments will be searched, and anyone found with a Chris De Burgh recording will be tortured by the finger nail fixer.

All riders should bring their own helmets should they choose to wear one. (Lunch will be served at McDonalds)

The sign that we are ready to invade will come the night before. There will be purple fireballs rising to the sky from Mt Stenhouse.

That's about it. Thank you for your cooperation, and remember that idle talk costs lives.
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Author:  webdog [ Tue Dec 03, 2002 7:51 pm ]
Post subject: 
Excellent idea! There are so many treasures on DB that we'll never need to worry about our bills. Shall we start registering who take what. As the web admin., I should have the priority. Please leave me the coconut tree by their artificial beach. Never before have such a big tree to piss on ...
Author:  Lamma-Gung [ Thu Dec 05, 2002 9:48 am ]
Post subject:  Battle plan!
Before we divide the spoils of the raid, shouldn't we plan out attack more carefully first?

Our Official Chief Strategist, Mr. Goat Maison, has drawn up a fantastic and promising battle plan, but we need to work out more details!

For example, what happens if they would resist? :shock:
Author:  webdog [ Thu Dec 05, 2002 12:18 pm ]
Post subject: 
STRATEGY for the evening before the attack:

1. Send out our Sexy Santas to defuse their men.

<img src="http://joyousoccasions.safeshopper.com/images/bj0ev3yl.jpg" border=1 height=300> OR <img src="http://store.kinglove.com/images2/ItemLrgPicA41571.jpg" border=1 height=300>

2. Our member Don Juan to paralyze all their women.

3. DAN the Anastasia can bake some magic cookies to help them to get into mood.

4. Last but not least, LAP would provide a troop of dogs and cats to befriend their guarddogs and to distract their vicious kids.

<img src="http://www.lap.org.hk/lap_images/Lek6.jpg" border=1 width=300>
Author:  webdog [ Thu Dec 05, 2002 2:06 pm ]
Post subject: 
We need to have a king and a flag, to fight and to die for.

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Author:  berrybus [ Thu Dec 19, 2002 11:39 am ]
Post subject:  Independent Republic of Lamma - Lamma Life Force
Responsible for those little shin digs now on PSB. With that really annoying repetitive beat music and the ability to party for 4 days non-stop.
Who is the non-major of Lamma if not Parkse and his merry bunch of pranksters...
Long live Lamma, the LLF needs you...
If you are brawny, but not brainy, the LLF needs you to carry heavy equipment, build tents and generally be a slave to the rythym...
RECRUITING now for the 2003 season please contact lammalifeforce@hotmail.com
Author:  Lamma-Gung [ Thu Dec 19, 2002 4:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Independent Republic of Lamma - Lamma Life Force
berrybus {L_WROTE}:
If you are brawny, but not brainy, the LLF needs you to carry heavy equipment, build tents and generally be a slave to the rythym...

Hello berrybus, honourable winner of the Website of the Week award in the e-zine this week!

I believe I'm brainy but not brawny; can I help as well?
And what the heck are you recruiting for?

And who's the Lamma Life Force?
The only time we ever heard from him here on My Lamma when he was looking for that Sex-on-the-Beach full-moon rave party...

"Parksy and the Merry Pranksters"?
Sounds like a rock band... Who are they and how to get a hold of them to tell us about their (in)famous exploits? We're ALWAYS looking for (in)famous exploits!

I smell a good story here for a future e-zine...
Author:  k@ [ Tue Feb 18, 2003 8:40 am ]
Post subject: 
I think invading Disco Bay is a bad idea. I went there twice. It smells funny and is full of fat women and noisy kids.

PS Finger Nail Fixer is busy farming at the moment.
Author:  yaffle [ Tue Feb 18, 2003 10:25 am ]
Post subject: 
http://www.rathergood.com/vikings/

Like this you mean?
Author:  k@ [ Tue Feb 18, 2003 10:43 am ]
Post subject: 
yaffle: Cool

invade afterall then :D
Author:  Lamma-Gung [ Tue Feb 18, 2003 11:23 am ]
Post subject:  Viking Kittens!
yaffle: really really cool !!
The slowly building plunder-and-pillage attack plan on Disco Bay just found its Official Theme Song, video and war-cry ("Aaaaaaaaaaa-ah!"):
"Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin!

You even thought of attracting the animal lovers on Lamma with this cool video featuring "Viking Kittens"!
And they've even got T-shirts, lunchboxes and coffee mugs, equipping us well for the planned invasion!

<img src="http://www.lamma.com.hk/forum/images/e-zine/20/Viking-Kittens.gif" border=1>

k@, re: your earlier concern of not liking Disco Bay too much:
We surely wouldn't want to live there, but only plunder and pillage their treasures (even though they don't have some of the world's largest oil reserves...), but we won't (seriously) hurt anyone, of course!
Author:  k@ [ Tue Feb 18, 2003 11:31 am ]
Post subject: 
Well Ok then, as long as it is not Rape and Pillage. I don't think rape is a good thing at all. However it would be OK to melt down the fat ladies that live there and make Lard then sell it to the chip shop.
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