We're usually not eager to post jokes or Top Ten lists here on Lamma.com.hk, but the following list I got today from http://strive.to was just too good not to pass on.

A female view of Adam & Eve:

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote.
(Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON TV; they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4. As "keeper of the garden", Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple Incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone."

1. And the No. 1 reason of all

[Tada, drum roll, fanfare, etc.]

God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared:

"I can do better than that!"
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Does anybody have the opposite list?

Any defensive comments from our males,
or even better Reasons... from our females?

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How to talk about men and still be politically correct!

he does not have a beer gut:
> he develops a Portable Liquid Grain Storage Facility

he is not quiet:
> he is a Conversational Minimalist

he is not stupid:
> he suffers from Minimal Cranial Development

he does not get lost all the time:
> he discovers Alternative Destinations

he is not balding:
> he is in Follicle Regression

he does not buy you a drink:
> you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange

he does not fart and belch:
> he is Gastronomically Expressive

he is not a redneck:
> he is Genetically-Related American

he is not a cradle robber:
> he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships

he does not get falling-down drunk:
> he becomes Accidentally Horizontal

he does not act like a total ass:
> he develops a Case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion

he is not short:
> he is Anatomically Compact

he is not unsophisticated:
> he is Socially Malformed

he does not eat like a pig:
> he suffers from Reverse Bulimia

he is not a bad dancer:
> he is Overly English

he is not a male chauvinist pig:
> he has Swine Empathy

he is not afraid of commitment:
> he is Monogamously Challenged

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