i am going to the pet shop this evening to stock up some goodies for my models. one has to put them in a good mood first. they had some complaints the last time the journalists were there. they did not get any treats for all the lovely poses they made.

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Ich liebe keine Katze!

But you BOTH look sooooo cute! We love cats AND dogs!

Don't fight!
But, if you must, look at how much bigger mr 3's photo is than your little puppy Avatar!
He'd surely defeat you and make you run away scared and yelping, hiding behind a tree!

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if knowing german is knowledgeable, sophisticated n well-read, then we must admit that we aren't. but does that restrict to dogs only? i know lamma-gung speaks german - does that make him a dog??? furthermore, we again apologise for our ignorance of not knowing what mastERbating is.

mr 3 pardons all who could not understand his taste for life, his peace-loving manners (mr 3 does not chase after birds, nor fight with dogs), his aesthetic (merely watching the birds in their graceful flights), his high demands of cat-sonal hygiene and his love for all creatures, including webdog.

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Are you two still quarrelling?
Let me be the peacemaker!

e, "Ich liebe keine Katze!" means "I don't like any cat!" and is a common feeling for most dogs, who are intimitated by cat's taste for life, peace-loving manner, feline grace and elegant movements they can't match.

webdog, as Lamma.com.hk's very honoroable and highly esteemed Site Admin you should set a good example for our members and behave more like a righteous & well-behaved police dog than a randy mongrel always looking for a fight!

As an illustration, here's how a fight between mr 3 and webdog would end:

<img src="http://www.lamma.com.hk/forum/images/Lamma-Gung/Big-Nate.gif">

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Yes, I'm a well-behaved dog and I'll turn a blind eye to the sluttish Mr. 3 (just look at his pose, come'on, give me a break!) Ok ok, I do admit I'm no big fan of cats (for they are cheap, nasty and narrow-minded), but I will try to befriend them. Just to show how elegance and forgiving we dogs can be!

p.s. I spelled Mastxrbate wrong intentionally, as otherwise this forum will be classified as "not suitable for children". We already have Mr. 3 here, and that has caused enough damage to our good name already!

right, mr 3 understands that dogs will not know that cats only show their tummys when they are totally relaxed in an environment they feel safe and in the company of trust-worthy slaves and companion. perhaps webdog has never had such a chance or he might be demonstrating the same position himself!

on the other hand, since webdog has graciously agree to befriend cats, mr 3 would like to know more about dogs too: why do dogs dribble so much and how do dogs keep up their eternal turbo-speed wagging?

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