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How can we take that bloody electric board down.
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Author:  MerGirl [ Fri Oct 04, 2002 11:21 pm ]
Post subject:  How can we take that bloody electric board down.
from the ferry pier?

Or does anyone think it's beautiful or necessary?

Or maybe just bring scissors to cut the cable.
Author:  bbchris [ Fri Oct 04, 2002 11:54 pm ]
Post subject:  I agree!
Why didn't they spend the money on PAINTING the ferry pier? That Flashing display is only good if you're ALREADY going for the ferry and KNOW the times - grrrrrr We can't blame this one on local district council members, or can we?!?!?
Author:  Lamma-Gung [ Sat Oct 05, 2002 10:43 am ]
Post subject:  Ads?
I admit to having a good laugh when I saw the board the first time. It's so incredibly out of place here, looks so big and fancy that it should be in an airport or somewhere similar...

Doesn't almost anybody going to the ferry know the departure time already? What next? A massive loudspeaker to count down to the departure, that can be heard all over YSW? Maybe I shouldn't give them any ideas, they might do it... :bonk:

If they'd just use that board to announce some USEFUl information, like the next big party on Lamma or the latest news on Dickstock! I'm sure bbchris wouldn't mind the board then... :lol:

Really, as the board is up now, and unlikely to come down any time soon, shouldn't we be thinking about how to make use of it for the community? Maybe the ferry company can be negotiated with?
Author:  webdog [ Sat Oct 05, 2002 12:36 pm ]
Post subject: 
I thought the ferry terminal was on fire when walking along the cable road last Saturday. And then realised it was just the sign with the bright green signal.

I think we can get rid of it by throwing chewing gum on it. Each of us throw one at a time and pretty soon the screen will be covered with it. hahahaha
Author:  yaffle [ Sat Oct 05, 2002 10:30 pm ]
Post subject: 
We don't want to take it down you fools, we want to hack it - it must run off a pc, probably a verry insecure one :) I can think of any number of nasty things to do with it.

"Last ferry ever departs at 5:30"
Author:  LammaNetPolice [ Sun Oct 06, 2002 12:46 pm ]
Post subject: 
I'd just like to remind you all that there are strict laws in Hong Kong about damaging private property and illegal computer hacking.

I suggest we all calm down and respect the right of the ferry operator to develop their service how they think best. Posting inflammatory (and possibly illegal) suggestions to websites is NOT going to help matters.

Police Officer
Author:  bbchris [ Sun Oct 06, 2002 6:43 pm ]
Post subject:  oooohhhhh
Which one are you? Men in uniform - mmmm. Are you tall? Or are you the one that winked at me the other day? :lol:
Author:  webdog [ Mon Oct 07, 2002 12:32 am ]
Post subject: 
Hi Lamma Net Police, can you tell me where you get your boots? I've been looking for something similar for my next SM party. We are looking for a police officer to perform a strip show, would you be interested in this $1000 / show work? Tips usually far exceed the fixed rate, and the amount depends on the capacity of your G-string... If you are on tight budget, perhaps you can borrow one of the black ones from BBChris. Think she wouldn't mind. Please PM me if you are interested.
Author:  yaffle [ Mon Oct 07, 2002 12:30 pm ]
Post subject: 
OH NO!!!11 Its teh interweb police!!!1

consider me spanked :)

"No ma'am we in the police do not have a sense of humour that we are currently aware of"
Author:  MerGirl [ Mon Oct 07, 2002 1:26 pm ]
Post subject: 
LammaNetPolice {L_WROTE}:
I'd just like to remind you all that there are strict laws in Hong Kong about damaging private property and illegal computer hacking.

I suggest we all calm down and respect the right of the ferry operator to develop their service how they think best. Posting inflammatory (and possibly illegal) suggestions to websites is NOT going to help matters.

Police Officer


we have a right to develop how we think the best too.
or our opinitions should be taken lesser than the authority?
Author:  LammaNetPolice [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 5:20 pm ]
Post subject: 
webdog {L_WROTE}:
Hi Lamma Net Police, can you tell me where you get your boots? I've been looking for something similar for my next SM party. We are looking for a police officer to perform a strip show, would you be interested in this $1000 / show work? Tips usually far exceed the fixed rate, and the amount depends on the capacity of your G-string... If you are on tight budget, perhaps you can borrow one of the black ones from BBChris. Think she wouldn't mind. Please PM me if you are interested.


Soliciting or offering financial inducements to government employees is illegal. Please make a copy of this thread, take it to the nearest branch of the ICAC, and provide it to the duty officer along with a full statement.

They will know what to do next.
Author:  LammaNetPolice [ Sat Oct 12, 2002 5:24 pm ]
Post subject: 
MerGirl {L_WROTE}:
LammaNetPolice {L_WROTE}:
I'd just like to remind you all that there are strict laws in Hong Kong about damaging private property and illegal computer hacking.

I suggest we all calm down and respect the right of the ferry operator to develop their service how they think best. Posting inflammatory (and possibly illegal) suggestions to websites is NOT going to help matters.

Police Officer


we have a right to develop how we think the best too.
or our opinitions should be taken lesser than the authority?


No one is disputing your right to develop how you think best. Your opinions do indeed count. Perhaps you could consider taking alternative transport or perhaps moving to a location without a ferry pier
Author:  MerGirl [ Sun Oct 13, 2002 12:59 am ]
Post subject: 
{L_QUOTE}:
No one is disputing your right to develop how you think best. Your opinions do indeed count. Perhaps you could consider taking alternative transport or perhaps moving to a location without a ferry pier


to find a post that it totally contradicts from the first sentence to the last sentence in only three sentences is amazing.

perharps,
i am the person who doesnt mind reading bollox on the message boad all that?
Author:  Mr Tough [ Thu Oct 17, 2002 11:01 am ]
Post subject:  Request for strippers
Dear Strip Fans

{L_QUOTE}:
Hi Lamma Net Police, can you tell me where you get your boots? I've been looking for something similar for my next SM party. We are looking for a police officer to perform a strip show, would you be interested in this $1000 / show work?


As the Lamma Net Police do not seem interested I thought I should let everyone know I am available (dressed any way you like :P ) for strip shows at $1,000/show - plus tips for good equipment 8)

I am available Friday and Saturday nights - weekdays by arrangement.

To keep this a little relevant, perhps they could advertise Webdogs next SM party on the new board at the ferry?

Mr Tough
Author:  webdog [ Thu Oct 17, 2002 11:20 am ]
Post subject: 
Thanks Mr. Tough to join our full monty group. I guess .com is really tough to make a living nowadays, right? How about our other .com geeks like Lamma-gung and k@, are you interested to earn some bread?

LNP doesn't seem to be interested, but I am expecting soon a anonymous call for signing in, considering the split character of certain official figures on board.
Author:  Lamma-Gung [ Thu Oct 17, 2002 11:21 am ]
Post subject:  Side business?
Mr Tough,
I didn't know about this little side-business of yours!

You're hosting websites as a business, so do you have a little back office with curtains drawn, where you're filming webcasts of yourself and sexy ladies performing strip shows for a well-paying online audience? :iloveu:

Maybe you could webcast webdog's next SM party as a pay-per-view? :lol:

Yes, we all know that this is almost the only way of making serious money on the Internet these days, much more profitable than your hosting or my building of websites... :twisted:

Do you need an additional, eager "performer"?
Author:  Mr Tough [ Thu Oct 17, 2002 11:45 am ]
Post subject:  new approaches to marketing...
Yes Webdog - times are tough in the .com industry, but with our new, innovative marketing techniques we are building a good reputation.

Saying that, I suppose I should warn you that my left buttock has the Tough logo tattooed on it - the domain name comes up as a surprise tattoo - no extra charge :P

We could never be accused of missing a promotional opportunity :D

Mr Tough
Author:  Lamma-Gung [ Thu Oct 17, 2002 11:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: new approaches to marketing...
Mr Tough {L_WROTE}:
We could never be accused of missing a promotional opportunity :D

Yes, nobody would EVER accuse you of missing a promotional opportunity, Mr Tough!

You even changed your name to "Mr Tough" and use your Avatar AND your signature to promote your business!
That's REAL dedication and I commend you!
Author:  webdog [ Thu Oct 17, 2002 12:06 pm ]
Post subject: 
Mr. Tough do deserves his extra 10 bucks tips. It's a shame the government is now putting the 10 buck note back, or you'd get 20 instead.
Author:  Mr Tough [ Thu Oct 17, 2002 12:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Private Shows Only
Lamma-Gung

I'm afraid all media is only captured for personal use and attendees of private shows :(

For the purpose of not upsetting the Lamma Net Police I should highlight that all our servers are porn free.

Saying that, if anyone knows a good, cheap source of "marital aids" we would have all we need to accompany our upcoming line of Tough branded leather clothing :P

Mr Tough
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