Crude translation by lammanaut:

"According to experts, Merkel's unsecured mobile phone was not only under control of the US intelligence service NSA - Russians, Chinese, North Korean and British seem to have eavesdropped on conversations of the chancellor as well. The vast government district of Berlin provides an excellent opportunity for signals intelligence (SIGINT), a high-ranking security official told FOCUS (a popular German magazine)."

What a blunder. The phone was provided by the NSA and it got hacked by virtually everybody. Not that you'd understand a thing. She speaks a disgusting East-German dialect that makes you slumber after half a sentence. And she has nothing to say that you wouldn't find as a pdf on some corporate website. When Obama claimed that they didn't extract any information from her calls, I actually believed it. Can't extract something that isn't there.

She's been called the late revenge of the Ossis.

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