Am I? Well Ok if you pay for it Lamma Gung buy the whole pub a round. I will give you the money back next time i'm over.

Also...

Thankyou Mr Chan for being so magnanimous. I am honoured to count myself amongst your friends. Next time I'm in Lamma I will be sure to pop by the sewer pipe with a large crate of beer or two and we can discuss your daring exploits sailing to Guam and your lengthy sexual callisthenics if you so wish.

By the way, do you know my friend Raymond. I have not seen him on this board yet. In fact last time I saw him he was marching up and down mainstreet with a pan on his head and banging it with a big ladle.

One day he was doing that for an hour or so outside Gypsy's flat and Gypsy threatened to shoot him with a bow and arrow as he is a keen archer. But that is another story.

Ahem the competition isn't over yet!!!

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Cirlce K, IK will be the one who is vote for you. You are the hero. History hero and web hero.

Raymond not use ladle. he use eggplant. But me think nasty people take him to the hospital for funny head. When he come back he seem not so happy. No ladle, no eggplant, no pan and no Santa hat. But hope he can drink much and then do the special dance on the main street. Hooray!

Poor Raymond,

If he drinks and does the happy dance again, let us hope he does not end up in the bush outside the Island bar like the weak Gwailo thick spectacled one.

Vot a lier diz Chan man beink.
K@ honrable (even iv zlitly shady) perzon, I zink.
Oviously a mizunderstndink, due to Chan mans bad englizh.
Not beink az goot az mine, ja?

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Upon examining this case it seems likely that this in fact, is a civil matter. I suggest the individuals concerned retain legal counsel.

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He did not have a dog. Peter "tiger" Godber had a white parrot called Rebecca who often wore an old can of Walls sausages as a helmet whilst tearing open the bars on her cage. His house in UK does not have a number it is in a remote spot close to Hastings and has a name.

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