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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2002 1:26 am 
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260 photos?!? GOODNESS! That's a lot of work! Thank you thank you!

I'm glad to hear the official photographer was not hanging out with webdog during Thinking Out Loud's performance! hahahahahahahahaha

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Is the exhausted-but-happy guy in this fabulous poster Mr DickStock himself?


I think its Richard but its hard to be sure, he is obviously hoping none of the girls will recognise him coz he's hiding behind that black t-shirt or whatever. :shocked:


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 Post subject: Yes!
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k@ wrote:
I think its Richard but its hard to be sure, he is obviously hoping none of the girls will recognise him coz he's hiding behind that black t-shirt or whatever. :shocked:

It IS Richard, Mr. DickStock himself!
He just granted me a 3-hour lunch audience and admitted to being the guy in the picture! I was so honored and amazed that such a long-time Lamma celebrity would agree to meet such a lowly recent Lamma arrival like myself! He's so generous & gracious, I feel truly blessed!

This great poster is not intended to shock, but is actually a beer ad!
Or is it an anti-beer ad, showing the severe, debilitating results of beer over-consumption? I forget...

Maybe it's an ad for the DickStock T-shirt? It worked on me, as I'm getting one of these sexy-looking T-shirts myself. Just see how sexy it makes Dick look! Maybe it'll work on me as well? Maybe not...
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Mr. DickStock also told me a lot of your deepest darkest secrets, k@! :twisted:

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 Post subject: Beer Can Shot
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Dammit, people always jump to the wrong conclusions.

I was guarding the pile for the Can Lady because I promised. I guess I passed out. :yawn:

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 Post subject: Re: Beer Can Shot
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I was guarding the pile for the Can Lady because I promised. I guess I passed out. :yawn:

We don't believe you! :lol:

Somebody else must have a better explanation what you were doing on that pile! Anybody?

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its so simple: this is Dickstock's statement to Fortune Chan about how much a real gweilo can drink!!! perhaps it is also a challenge!

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Who shot the two video clips of the Bastards and the Yung Shue Wankers that bbchris linked to on the previous page? And are there any more?

I'd assumed it was Clive Keep, but he say NO.

Was it the Unknown Cameraman? 8)


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 31, 2002 9:00 pm 
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Here's the DickStock review by Mr. DickStock himself!
I had to twist his arm and get him drunk first (with coffee!) to squeeze this review out of him.
He professes to "hate writing". Judge for yourself that he's badly mistaken, underestimating himself tremendously! Enjoy!

Mr. DickStock:


"DickStock 02 was a smashing success, as anyone who was there {or who lives within 2KM} knows.

The number of attendees is in dispute; Police estimate 5000, organizers claim a more managable 250 or so. It might be easier to verify that 27 adults and 4 children resident on Lamma did NOT attend. All Lamma dogs were present {or seemed to be; many were lurking outside}.

It is difficult to say if there were any noise complaints. I do know that I had several very civil conversations with the local authorities, and that we were able to wrap up the live music at a reasonable hour.

People were generally well-behaved on the way home, but gravity pockets are unfortunately scattered up and down the hill on BOTH sides of the trail. Lots of casualties, none serious apparently.

Mid week I finally spoke with an eyewitness to what could have been a nasty accident. Anyone passing DickStock Acres this week may have noticed that the heavy steel guardrail and the stone base at the top of the steps have been swept away.

Apparently someone exiting the front gate at 01:30 or so misjudged the turn, leaned heavily on the rail, which collapsed in a heap of rubble. This lucky fellow apparently teetered on down the steps sideways, but did NOT follow the railing. WELL DONE, mystery man!

Missing: One cell phone (belonging to Leslie, friend of Sally {?}), one pair of flip-flops and shorts {Bastard Dan MADE me mention these} and a valuable blue Aussie Beer Cooler.

Found: One blue Moaboal Cebu Beer Cooler.

Ah Wong was prepared for DickStock with 160 crates of C-berg and some cokes and other stuff. He sold all but about 12 racks. I made a business decision to use t-shirt proceeds to buy the remainder of the beers to stockpile for any future emergency.

Geng was flippin Gengburgers from the famous Arroy Thai on Dan Quai Fong, Lamma. She and her crew were greasin' em down and whippin' em out. Two Gengburgers saved my life and kept me going for the duration. Thanks Geng!

Of 160 t-shirts, all were spoken for; many were sold, many were given to the people who made it possible, the bands, movers, volunteers and neighbors. Next time we're gonna make sure all the Lamma cops get one too. In Advance!

People have requested childrens sizes, XXL sizes, as well as more of the regular sizes. If there is interest, a reprint is possible.

I've been taking a lot of kudos all week, but the party was possible only because EVERYONE threw in their energy. Thanks to Laid, Thinking Out Loud, my beloved Yung Shue Wankers, and the old Bastards for playing a great gig for FREE. Thanks for the crowd for egging them on to new heights of depravity, and thanks for the other officials and unofficials on all levels.

Peace, Love, Lamma!!!"


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Lamma is an excellent community. Dickstock proved it. Many thanks to all involved. PakStock next?


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 Post subject: er..pakstock??
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Lamma is an excellent community. Dickstock proved it. Many thanks to all involved. PakStock next?


I'm only a dog,. but I think it would have to be Kokstock Marcus. Yeah, just do it!

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DickStock wrote:
Who shot the two video clips of the Bastards and the Yung Shue Wankers that bbchris linked to on the previous page? And are there any more?

I'd assumed it was Clive Keep, but he say NO.

Was it the Unknown Cameraman? 8)


Ahem! The two video clips were shot by me.... Can I get a job now as a videolady??!?!!? :lol:

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Yow, that'ts no good. You're on vacation in the Maldives!

The sound on the vids was GREAT. I want to see more.

You can get a gig as my sound man er, chick. :oops:

Well done Chris!

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 Post subject: New photos!
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Hello all,

All the photos from the "Official Court Photographer of DickStock" are finally available on his own website.
Some really great shots in these over 200 photos!

Search for yourself & your friends:
http://dont-touch-my.com/dickstock/
<HR>Here's my favourite picture in the collection,
plus a few of my image manipulations...:
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 Post subject: Dickstock 2002
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Visited Dickstock 2002 whilst on a recent trip from the UK and had a great time. All bands were fantastic. I will certainly be trying to get over to Lamma for the next Dickstock! :)


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Nice work with the pictures.
Whatever you are smoking I sure would like to have some.


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 Post subject: !!!!
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DickStock wrote:
Yow, that'ts no good. You're on vacation in the Maldives!

The sound on the vids was GREAT. I want to see more.

You can get a gig as my sound man er, chick. :oops:

Well done Chris!


OOooeeeeeeer Dick! hahahahahahaa I'm in MAURITIUS! hahahahahahaha And I only took those two. I just know what a good angle is and how to shoot it :lol: years of experience speaks volume in those two video clips hahahahahahhahaa

Gotta dash off into the emerald sea now ;)

Btw I've peeped at the OFFICIAL photos and they are AWESOME! BRILLIANT JOB! THANK YOU!

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DickStock Photo Comix, frame 1:

As Officer Heywood distracts me with Lamma-Gung's "MyLamma" ezine {which he ripped off the ferry pier wall} Sgt Pang slowly, carefully reaches for his can of mace....

<img src="http://dont-touch-my.com/dickstockgallery/images/DSCF0245.jpg" border=1 width=430>


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DickStock Photo Comix, frame 2:

After Dick's explained to them that DICKSTOCK is about nothing but sex, drugs, alcohols and rock&roll, both Officer Heywood and Sergent Pang are impressed and content.

<img src ="http://www.dont-touch-my.com/dickstockgallery/images/DSCF0240.jpg" border=1 width=430>


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 Post subject: What drugs?
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DickStock Photo Comix, frame 3:

Rock'n'Roll? YES!!
Sex? Maybe, later, after the concert...
Drugs? "What drugs?" asks Mr. DickStock, who is "JUST HAVIN' FUN", before tuning in, turning on and dropping out...


Image

Who's continuing our photo comix, please?


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DickStock Photo Comix, frame 4:

Goosh, so many sexy chicks in the party!

<img src="http://www.lamma.com.hk/forum/images/music/police2.jpg" border=1 width=300>


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