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[b]It is beyond me to understand how any unperverted civilised person can gain pleasure from killing a living, feeling creature. Yet we see it all the time - apparently normal people do enjoy the "sport" of angling. [/b]The only explanation I can see is that they have just never stopped to think what they are doing.

In particular the above from the 3rd para-graph on fishing. Other classics are the links for easy melting shoes.

Markpw,
To talk to Su Burnett, Psychic Consultant & Pet Telepathy Consultant, pick up a name card from the Articles shop opposite the Bookworm.

Or read the next Lamma-zine's "Holistic Lamma" feature later this week, listing her and other people like her.

Or email me for Su's contacts if it's really urgent.

She's a really nice lady and many people think that she's helped them a lot. Who cares how it works and what people believe in, as long as it shows real results...

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I know I'm going to be sent to the 'Fight Club' for this, but for what its worth:

Anyone that pays cash for a four legged shit machine to be phyco-analyised by some human nutter on Lamma is really missing the point of life itself.

What can the results be?

I will not shit on paths? I will not lick my bollocks / snatch in public? I will not bark after 11pm? I will 'heel' when asked.

Its a freaking animal. What do you want it to be? Why keep an ANIMAL stuffed up in a flat for your own enjoyment? Why keep a hamster / mouse / rat / cat in a cage? For your or their enjoyment?

I'd like a cow personally for a pet, but I reckon my neighbours would object. Yet no-one is alowed to say fuck all when you have some feline shit machine meowwwwwing all night. I'd prefere a steaming pat and the occasional moo.

And you feed them cow meat for Christ sake! Then get them anayised.

I'm shocked.

BTW - your contact number for a bit of pet 'analysis' is 2842 6948.

Insomniac,
Why would you be sent to Fight Club for your post?

You're not attacking anybody personally and your post is not really offensive at all, as you're just expressing your honest opinion, and swear words have never really been censored on Lamma.com.hk.

It's OK not to like dogs, we're not "politically correct" here, as long as you're not advocating dog poisoning or something horrible like that.

But your post misses the point about the so-called "pet telepathy". It's not for the pet, it's for the owner, I think. When a pet goes crazy or behaves really badly, it's usually the problem of the owner's behaviour towards the animal, treating it in a way that's not suitable for this type of animal or s/he didn't train it the right way.

But the "pet therapist" can't tell the owner that it's mostly their fault, so a bit of hocus pocus like pretending to be able to "read a pet's mind" puts the owner at ease. At the same time she's probably figuring out what's wrong between pet and owner via standard clues like body language, tone and beahavior, so she can give advice on how to fix the behavioral problems, on BOTH sides. If it works and both sides are happy, who cares if she claims to read the pet's mind. It's harmless and can help people and their pets.

<img src="http://www.compunicate.com/photogallery/photo8258/Poisoned-ko-and-ava.jpg" border=1 align=right hspace=5>Of course, your overall point is well-taken, why do humans spend so much time and money and effort on their pets while fellow humans are suffering, but could be helped with just a small part of all that excessive money going into pet food and pet care nowadays?
Just look at this little girl and her dog (who was just poisoned in YSW recently) for an answer...

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Looks like the young varmint lost her lasso and rassled the dawg to the ground...........







But a pet psychic? For fuck's sake, please?! There are suckers everywhere, I'd rather give my money to those turban headed chaps that come up to me in the street and tell me I'm a very lucky man. At least from their opening statement I can clearly see they know bugger all about me.


If your dig dies, sorry, it's tragic, a great loss, but in time you'll get over it.


And then no doubt get another one to poo on the streets.

Save your money, dog psychics are as legit as the other ones. i.e. they aren't.

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