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The last-but-best DickStock 2002 photo in
this e-zine (from Official Photographer).
Lamma-Gung, the Artsy Cyber-Geek, ran it through several
Photoshop filters:
Mouse over to see the psychedelic results!
For more psychedelia,
click here! |
The Happiest Man
on Lamma!
Table of Contents:
-
Ms. B Revealed & Exposed!
- Lamma Photo Contest
- "The Happiest Man on Lamma!"
- Nepali Night @ Deli Lamma
- YOUR Home Pages & Blogs
- DickStock Photo Comix
- "Miserable Episcopalian
Carcass!"
- Looking for Work?
Hello to all my
friends & enemies & frenemies!
Many new topics this
week, from tabloid-style sleaze & photo comix to a new, even
bigger contest, restaurant reviews, looking for work, promoting
your home pages & hurling colorful archaic insults!
Something interesting
for every Lamma-ite in this e-zine, I hope!
If you like it,
please forward this e-zine to your friends to enjoy!
If you don't, please forward the e-zine as well, but to your
enemies, to annoy them!
E-mails to the
Editor:
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e
wrote: |
So nice
that you and ah-por dropped by at LAP's stall yesterday.
I was reading the e-zine this morning and I found this
latest issue even more interesting than previous ones. not
just because you reported on LAP's sale of last week and you
put my lovely pic in there.
I log-on to the Lamma.com.hk almost every day, so I have
gone through almost all the topics posted. But with you
editing, it's like I'm reading them all for the first time
again.
ah-gung, you can really work wonders! |
The e-mails are so positive, it's starting to become
embarrassing! Still no negative feedback!
How can I improve the
e-zine further without criticism? I've added a new navigation box
after each feature below, lettng you navigate this e-zine more
easily & e-mail feedback (praise & otherwise) from any story.
 All
e-zines (HTML version) can be viewed from the top of
every page on Lamma.com.hk,
plus a "Quick Menu"
drop-down menu for most popular & important forums,
plus a brand-new,
daily updated "New & Hot Topics!" drop-down menu!
Cheers from (exhausted-after-finishing-this-e-zine)
Lamma-Gung@Compunicate.com
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Ms. B Revealed & Exposed!
Lamma.com.hk is proud to present
an exclusive, sensational, all-new, first-hand, undercover
story this week!
 Not
Ms. A, not Ms. C, but Ms. B has been revealed and exposed by
the Lamma.com.hk Paparazzi Team! Our investigative
reporter, nicknamed "Smart Webdog" has discovered the
secret hiding place of Ms. B!
Resistance is futile, our Paparazzi Team is capable of
finding you ANYWHERE!
We wanted to launch an undercover search for Ms.
B, but Lamma.com.hk is just a little, non-profit, no-income,
online-only (so far!) publication. We couldn't afford the
airfare to the exotic island paradise (Mauritius),
where Ms. B is currently hiding from the media.
Poor us, we could hardly afford the ferry to leave this
exotic island paradise (Lamma Island).
The celebrity, the reigning Miss Lamma.com.hk,
has formerly denied having a secret hiding place:
She dared to taunt Lamma.com.hk in public on
Oct 19!
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she
wrote: |
| I have a blog
nowadays!!! Thanks Lamma-gung for telling me about them in
the first place!!!!! I wont tell u where it is though!!!
hahahahahahaha |
Our "Smart Webdog" could not let this brazen
challenge stay unanswered! He googled her name on the Internet,
and found a long historic trail of DOZENS of sites documenting
the infamous online exploits of Ms. B. Then he uncovered her
public but extremely secretive Blog (web log)!
A major journalistic discovery, surely worthy of
the Pulitzer Prize!
 Here
are some of the deepest, darkest secrets of BBChris never being
exposed or published on Lamma.com.hk before!
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BBChris wrote in her Blog: |
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...YES
there lots of topless women here. AND topless men Oh and
the creole women & men - oh la la. Some of the men are
TALL! hahahaha And a lot of people seem to have tattoos...
Will all my past boyfriends sell their stories to The
National Enquirer and The Sun?
So talking about bras, g-strings etc. is important to me.
hahahha
I'm a bloodsucker!!!!
My favourite Instrument.........I mean you can pose with
it, jump up & down with it, make noises rubbing things
against it, plus it looks really cool... |
Unfortunately, we haven't been able yet to
obtain a topless photo, a must for any sleazy tabloid,
offline or online! We're working hard on lowering the ethical
standards of HK publishing even further!
 Turning
the tables, Googling "webdog" led us to
www.webdog.org, where
they offered us to have "Webdog on your Site". We have
him already and we're very lucky and happy to have him, thank
you!
webdog.org lets you track news from
companies with interesting names like: Crack Dot Com, G.O.D.,
Human Head Studios, Mumbo Jumbo Games, Rebel Boat Rocker,
Rogue, Vicious Software...
There seems to be a lot that our webdog is not telling us! A
secret life maybe? Maybe we should make him the subject of our
next investigation! Would you like that? Click below to tell
us!
 Lamma
Photo Contest
On the right you can see a few
of Lamma-Gung's recent photos.
I'm sure YOU could do a much better job than
these amateur snapshots! Show us your stuff!
We're launching a Lamma Photo Contest soon, giving you
an opportunity to showcase your own Lamma photos to all your
friends on and off Lamma!
Questions for YOU:
What categories & prices would be attractive to
photographers?
What rules? (Lamma-ites taking photos of
Lamma-related topics only, shot in 2002, submitted digitally?)
I'm planning to use the 52 best shots for a
weekly 2003 Lamma-rama calendar (online and maybe
printed, if we could find a sponsor), also promoting the
weekly/monthly photo in the e-zine and on the Lamma.com.hk home
page. Watch this space!
http://www.Lamma.com.hk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=363
"The Happiest Man on Lamma!"
  No,
it's not Mr. DickStock above!
According to our new member Norseman, it's the
cheerful Ah-Can from
Tropicana on Back Street (ad poster right from
Lamma-Gung):
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Norseman wrote: |
| If
there was an award for 'The Happiest Man on Lamma',
the guy who works at this place would win it hands down.
Early in the morning, going to the ferry, hung-over and
pissed off, I think he is a better picker-upper than the
coffee he serves. |
Our
Lamma Bars & Restaurants (Reviews & Ratings) forum has
become THE most popular one recently. Webdog & I have been
adding logos & photos we shot recently, plus linking menus and
promotions we let all bars & restaurants post for free by
themselves...
Read the fun story of
webdog's wedding reception in Copacabana and all the
often outspoken, temperamental & entertaining opinions about
popular local restaurants, for example:
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shonky wrote: |
Any chance of a
few more vegetarian options?
Not for me, you understand, but my wife has this strange
culinary disability... |
http://www.Lamma.com.hk/forum/viewforum.php?f=43
Nepali Night @ Deli Lamma
 On
Saturday, Oct 9, 7:30pm, there'll be a fundraising party in
Deli Lamma, supporting the same
Child Welfare
Scheme in Nepal like the Lamma Fun Day on Dec 8
(stall applications available now at Green Cottage!).
$120: Nepali dinner, speech, from 10pm
onwards, local & international DJs will kick out the beats!
Support the children, while having a great time!
http://www.Lamma.com.hk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=364
YOUR Home Pages & Blogs
We've outed BBChris' Blog, but there must be
more Lamma Blogs & personal home pages out there! Most of them
want the world to know about it, getting more visitors!
Let Lamma-Gung know and he'll link you from the Home Pages
section of our popular Lamma Links page, so more
visitors can find your beautiful Home Page or Blog!
Just this week I've added the home pages of quirky
Farmer Eo (opposite
Bookworm Cafe) and the outstanding
Bob Davis
Photography!
If your home page is not beautiful yet, Lamma-Gung can give you
free advice on how to improve it, or even build you a low-cost,
professional & much nicer home page!
http://www.Lamma.com.hk/forum/Lamma-Gung/Lamma-Links.htm#personal
| DickStock wrote: |
| As Officer Heywood
distracts me with Lamma-Gung's "MyLamma" ezine {which he
ripped off the ferry pier wall} Sgt Pang slowly, carefully
reaches for his can of mace.... |
webdog wrote: |
| After Dick's
explained to them that DICKSTOCK is about nothing but sex,
drugs, alcohols and rock&roll, both Officer Heywood and
Sergeant Pang are impressed and content. |
Lamma-Gung wrote: |
Rock'n'Roll?
YES!!
Sex? Maybe, later, after the concert...
Drugs? "What drugs?" asks Mr. DickStock, who is
"JUST HAVIN' FUN", before tuning in, turning on and
dropping out... |
Read the continuation of this on-going photo
comix:
http://www.Lamma.com.hk/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1774#1774
 Also,
check out the strange old tales by our Lamma Oldster, the krazy
k@, and the other, non-DickStock Dick the Photographer in
"Dick's Strange Tales":
http://www.web4uk.tv/dick/index.htm
The web slaves
of the Official Court Photographer of Mr. DickStock have just
redesigned the Official Photo Gallery & Official Hall of
Fame of DickStock! Over 200 DickStock photos are now even
easier to browse, enjoy & download:
http://dont-touch-my.com/dickstock/
"Miserable Episcopalian Carcass!"
Do you like to hurling colorful archaic
insults at your vast collection of arch-enemies?
You don't have any arch-enemies? not even non-arch-enemies? Go
out and make some enemies! It's so easy! So you can start
hurling colorful archaic insults! Don't miss out on all
the fun, you "Flighty Flibbertigibbet", or the
"Pompous, Swaggering Old Windbag" (Lamma-Gung?) will get
you!
http://www.Lamma.com.hk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=351
Looking for work?
| Norseman wrote: |
There are
builders, electricians, movers, exhibition specialists,
graphic and product designers, printers etc. and somewhere
along the line everybody needs them. I have met a lot of
people who have come here with spouses (male and female)
who are specialists in a certain field but have come here
and can't find a proper job and are doing menial work just
to get a bit of cash through the door.
Instead of outsourcing to strangers, would it not be
better to use this forum for people to post any jobs they
need doing or for people looking for work or freelance
jobs to let people know they are around. |
We couldn't agree more with Norseman! We have
already a "Directory
of Lamma Services" where anybody can advertise their
services. We have a handful of people already, but need a LOT
more!
Plus a just renamed "Work"
forum where you can list any type of work or project you need
done, joining the growing number of people who have listed
their skills already!
These two forums are linked from the Quick Menu at the top
of every page on our website.
http://www.Lamma.com.hk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=361
 Next
Week:
Launch of Lamma Photo Contest!
Northern Lamma School in the spotlight
Phenomenon of the Lamma Time Warp
Nick the Bookman's new website
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