DanKwaiFong.com: Bastard or Tycoon?
the first installment in our new series of interviews with
"Laudable Lamma Luminaries":
Dan the Bastard!
I've nicknamed him Mr.
DanKwaiFong.com, the "mastermind" (and Tycoon?) behind the
steadily expanding "DanKwaiFong" empire of Lamma
Gourmet, billiard hall, Aroy Thai bar, restaurant,
coffee shop, plus a future, upcoming-soon
Someday he might take over Bookworm Café, turning it into a
steakhouse, you never know!
been called "King Pubster, Prince of Punk and Champion of the
Neckless Ones" and "our very eminent cheese supplier and
advancer of male leg fashion" (see above and right) by his
His punk rock band "The
Bastards" has been playing for 12.5 years now, probably
the oldest still active band on Lamma, starring at almost all
DickStocks so far! His pub (nicknamed "Dan's") is THE
most popular bar on Lamma, according to our long-running
A really worthy long-time "Laudable Lamma
Luminary", wouldn't you agree?
a brand-new caricature by Dan's friend, The Stick Insect
Hunter, drawn on request for this story. Spitting image, no?
(to be continued...)